Testimonials

egypt’s flood myth is my favorite though because ra’s so done with humanity’s wickedness that he sends hathor to set them straight, and she interprets that statement as slAUGHTERING EVERYBODY

AND THERE’S SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FLOODS THE NILE AND THE OCEAN AND THE WHOLE WORLD AND SHE JUST STARTS DRINKING IT AND KILLING MORE PEOPLE AND SHE HAS ZERO INTENTION TO STOP, AND RA’S COUNCIL HAS TO POUR ALCOHOL IN THE BLOOD-WATER AND SHE GETS SO DRUNK THAT SHE CAN BARELY STAND, MUCH LESS MURDER PEOPLE, AND THEN SHE FINALLY LEAVES EARTH ALONE. LIKE THEY LITERALLY HAVE TO GET HER COMPLETELY INTOXICATED AND THAT’S THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN FIGURE TO GET HER TO STOP MURDERING THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE???

HATHOR IS MY HOME GIRL TBH

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2 months ago

3/6/13
3:18
#blood text/ #alcohol/ #this has been a post

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